The Summer is in a horrible weather filled full swing and I still dont have a job. Not that I really want one, I just need cash to buy things. I mean ive put out CV's to loads of places, Looked up jobs and even did a sort of Indian rain-dance to summon up some sort of low paying shit heap of a job, but nothing. Its almost as if they were tipped off about me being a lazy bastard. Its already a month into the holidays and If I dont get a job ill by the end ill go nuts. Im contemplating climbing a clock tower with a rifle and a list of names.
I guess all I can do is hand out more CV's and call a few places. You wont catch me behind a "fast food" counter though.Couldn't stand having to take people's orders all day without going "Em, sir. Listen im going to have to tell you that this food will lead to high blood pressure, Obecity and a horrible heart atack later in life. But, I guess, by the look fo you your already half way there".The only job I can think of that id be well suited for and love is working in a video-shopee. Seriously. I have an un-healthy obsession with movies so im perfect and I get free rentals, watch movies in there, possible internet access and I can laugh at peoples choice in film. perfect-o.
Someday it'll happen. Someday....
