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So yes, due to the shitty negotiations between the WGA and those greedy bastards at various television networks, Heroes ended after 11 mediocre episodes. Yeah, mediocre. They weren't the best weekly 40 minutes ill remember when Im about to die in my sickbed with my relatives around me. The last episode was about as fun to watch as a horse getting a handjob.

Lets review shall we?

So the episode opens up with with Mohinder “Im about as interesting to watch as a limp cock” Suresh walks into his appartment to find sylar, a character misused this season, in his 1930's wooden desk chair. Mohinder reacts with the same reaction he uses for everything. He'd probably have the same face if I mixed terracotta and beige paint while decorating his appartment. But it turns out that all that driving and brooding/posing sylar has done all season has made him a bit peckish, and Maya is cooking some lunch. God bless that maya, she may be as thick as the walls in a bank, but she can always cook up a storm. Why shes wearing an apron that says “world's greatest dad” is anyones guess. Anyway, after sylar shows his true colours, Maya realises that Sylar is a prick and does that whole “black eyes” thing. Sylar manages to stop her using a child. What a top noch fellow

Next, were with Matt, Nathan and Nathans “im in menopause” mother. Nathan mentions that peters alive, obviously forgetting to tell her that before. Telling my mother her son was alive would slip my mind too. Nathan mum then tells them about Adam/dickens and his plans,how she helped him. She tells them its in primatech paper and they fly off. Fucking literally.

Now, the scene that I hate. Peter and Adam/dickens somehow stroll right into primatech paper, without a single soul asking why they're there. I wish I could just stroll into places without getting bothered about why im there, but im not the awesome peter petrelli or the dickless Adam/kensei. Hiro shows up and he and pete argue about kensei's fate. While Hero points out some things about Adam, to which peter should have copped on too by now, peter decides to save the British git. Peter then knocks out Hiro and re-starts time and once again the workers fail to notice a now unconscious Asian man with a sword in the middle of the floor.

BAM, annoying sound, Heroes eclipse logo.


Part 2 tomorrow