Epic.
A word I would use to some up an amazing episode of Smallville. But Im not. It was just pretty good.
Seem's Lex's army plotine is over with the snap of the fingers. He just left them there once the kid went resident evil on him. There should have been more thought there or at least a hint hat we'd see more of Lex's army in teh future, but that storyline looks dead in the water now.
Clark tells Lana his origin story! Fina-fucking-lly. Theres not much impact though because we've seen this exchange a hundred times before in those one-off episodes in different dimension/time/what if/bullshit things. lana says she's leaving and leaves. You'd think he'd call after her and stop her, but Clarks a man's man. She can go to hell. To which she does, because 5 minutes later she gets blown to shit.Car bomb and all that, seemingly planted by Lex. But we all know shes alive due to the clever machanic of having a ice cream truck obscure Lana getting into her car. I think we can assume she's alive. Shit.
Lois fuck's about in this episode as always and gets stabbed hunting down Lex's secret's for the #9123232 time. Chloe comes to the rescue but Lois looks dead. Yes! No more manly face to look at and go "ugh, thats Supermans love interest at some point". Chloe uses her "power" and brings back Lois from the dead. shit. And as a consequence, Chloe is now dead. SHIT. Fucking Lois Lane man. Chloe, who is far superior to that manly rug muncher, is dead. This finale has gone tits-up.
Anyway, turns out Clark is the martian-manhunter (a character who shouldnt be there at all, why the fuck is he there? honestly?) is Clarks gaurdian. *sigh*. Fucking writers of this show man. If he was his gaurdian wouldnt he have showed up 3 seasons ago with the zod storyline? The time when he might have been actually usefull?
Anyway, the phantom and Clark meet and the Phantom hurls itself at Clark. Instead of making Clark its host however, it Turns into a bad version of Clark.They fight for awhile and its pretty sweet. Turns out this cat is Bizarro. Bizarro of all the fucking people. Fucking writers man.
Anyway, the show left itself on a cliffhanger and we dont know whats going to happen. Thats what the writers thinka anyway. were not that stupid though. They'll all make it out safe. I fucking garauntee that.
The whole episode felt like it was just tieing up all the loose ends to dump the storylines for a fresh show next season. It failed at a few things though, namely killing Lana when we know shes not dea,killing chloe when we know shes not dead and introducing martian manhunter as Clarks gaurdian. The scene where Clark told Lana everything could have been better. Alot better. It needed more that just hammy lines and a kiss. It needed power. Writers failed.
Roll On new season.
A word I would use to some up an amazing episode of Smallville. But Im not. It was just pretty good.
Seem's Lex's army plotine is over with the snap of the fingers. He just left them there once the kid went resident evil on him. There should have been more thought there or at least a hint hat we'd see more of Lex's army in teh future, but that storyline looks dead in the water now.
Clark tells Lana his origin story! Fina-fucking-lly. Theres not much impact though because we've seen this exchange a hundred times before in those one-off episodes in different dimension/time/what if/bullshit things. lana says she's leaving and leaves. You'd think he'd call after her and stop her, but Clarks a man's man. She can go to hell. To which she does, because 5 minutes later she gets blown to shit.Car bomb and all that, seemingly planted by Lex. But we all know shes alive due to the clever machanic of having a ice cream truck obscure Lana getting into her car. I think we can assume she's alive. Shit.
Lois fuck's about in this episode as always and gets stabbed hunting down Lex's secret's for the #9123232 time. Chloe comes to the rescue but Lois looks dead. Yes! No more manly face to look at and go "ugh, thats Supermans love interest at some point". Chloe uses her "power" and brings back Lois from the dead. shit. And as a consequence, Chloe is now dead. SHIT. Fucking Lois Lane man. Chloe, who is far superior to that manly rug muncher, is dead. This finale has gone tits-up.
Anyway, turns out Clark is the martian-manhunter (a character who shouldnt be there at all, why the fuck is he there? honestly?) is Clarks gaurdian. *sigh*. Fucking writers of this show man. If he was his gaurdian wouldnt he have showed up 3 seasons ago with the zod storyline? The time when he might have been actually usefull?
Anyway, the phantom and Clark meet and the Phantom hurls itself at Clark. Instead of making Clark its host however, it Turns into a bad version of Clark.They fight for awhile and its pretty sweet. Turns out this cat is Bizarro. Bizarro of all the fucking people. Fucking writers man.
Anyway, the show left itself on a cliffhanger and we dont know whats going to happen. Thats what the writers thinka anyway. were not that stupid though. They'll all make it out safe. I fucking garauntee that.
The whole episode felt like it was just tieing up all the loose ends to dump the storylines for a fresh show next season. It failed at a few things though, namely killing Lana when we know shes not dea,killing chloe when we know shes not dead and introducing martian manhunter as Clarks gaurdian. The scene where Clark told Lana everything could have been better. Alot better. It needed more that just hammy lines and a kiss. It needed power. Writers failed.
Roll On new season.
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